By Tuesday, the Wi-Fi password was the problem. Nobody could remember it.
It was written “somewhere safe”, which turned out to be on a sticky note - under Dave’s keyboard.
Meanwhile, the director was on a Teams call that froze every 30 seconds. “It’s fine,” he said through gritted teeth. “Totally fine.”
Wednesday: The Great Email Lockout
Midweek, chaos truly struck.
Half the office was locked out of their email accounts after a security update.
Someone suggested creating new accounts. Someone else tried guessing Dave’s admin password (spoiler: it wasn’t “password123”).
Eventually, everyone resorted to sending messages via WhatsApp, which made the compliance manager twitch.